Painful Pachyderm Top 10

1. 3 people on a 2 seater elephant... OUCH!
2. Even the elephant honks at corners.
3. 30 minute ride???  I thought you said 30 feet!
4. 30 minutes on an elephant is like 30 hours on a horse.
5. Wow, is that a bowling ball or an elephant dropping?  And is THAT a kick stand?
6. Some things just shouldn't be done bareback.
7. There are easier ways to see vanilla beans on a vine.  Next time I'll walk to the spice garden.
8. Yay!!! The road is closed and we have to turn around early.
9. Another "Once In a Lifetime is Enough" lesson
10. Got to hotel, called Aryvedic Spa, asked what do you recommend after an elephant ride?  Bad question.