Best quotes heard on the evening the Diwali party as the fireworks rev'd up:

10. Uh, oh! (as a major projectile tipped over)
9. Everyone behind the trees! 
8.  Wasn't that supposed to go up?
7. Why weren't you laughing?
6. Stand behind the wall, its safer!
5. I REALLY like this!
4. Not a good night to be a motorcycle delivery guy.
3. Ouch, maybe I should have put some shoes on.
2. That didn't sounds too good.
1. Kind of like the Fourth of July... but more illegal... and fun!