Cat 2, Alarm clock 0, Gecko 0

Jac was chuffed and in pursuit during a fast and furrrius stalk; known prey were in his sights. The clock was collateral damage when the shock and awe of one chuffed kitty left the area of the bedroom - able to leap beds in a single bound kind of stuff. Cleared the bed and night stand, but it was long jump and tail was flat for aerodynamics; clock was clipped by tail chuffed tabby. Both clock and cat landed in computer room, where tabby quickly assumed the "it wasn't me" repose in the middle of the floor - assuming he was too cute for trouble to stick. I think his super-tabby cape should be "teflon tabby". As for the clock, it took a lick'n and kept on tick'n.

Tig was reposing on the scratch stand, and during all the commotion the best he could muster was a sleepy eyed "wasssup".

A ruckus in the night followed. One tailess, motionless, hearbeatless gecko was found on the site of the attack.